Well we didn’t get placed, but then we weren’t expecting too. At least I know what all the fuss was about. I was very naughty on the table, the judge wanted to see my teeth and I was not in the mood, my strategy was to refuse to stand properly, not that it worked very well.
So I’m all relaxed, but then for no apparent reason I’m being groomed again. Will I have any hair left?
Can I just chill here?
Oh, I see it’s the good citizen class. Well in that case, seeing that we worked so hard for our award, I’ll go again!
Am I meant to be standing? I thought I'd skip
Well this is very exciting Ness has finally relaxed and I feel like playing. Wow we got two rosettes.
steady,
ready,
go!
So the sign says relax, I am, see my tail's wagging